John Boener (R. Ohio) is a hampster...

      Stay tuned, my dear friends for an honest-to-god letter (versus an open letter) to our soon-to-be third-in-command... He's been a petty annoyance over the last few years, but as he's set to take the gavel in a month or so, I need to send him a quick note... (he's from my state after all.. but not my district).... I'd like to share it w/ you all, if I could....


   In short... (i.e. what makes me feel compelled to write him)... He can talk all he wants about political theory, and how the Dems are hellbent on a welfare-nanny state... and How Obama's a Socialist... or how the "drive-by/liberal media (!?!?) is the downfall of democracy as we know it....

    I've heard that song before (and have been hearing it for a good 30 years now)....

What I cannot ignore is... that fucking sonofabitch has the NERVE to blubber over the death of the American dream!

If anyone... ANYONE has a single grain of intellectual honesty, it's HIS ilk who is pretty much SOLEY responsible for both the demonetization of the labor movement, the shrinking of the middle class, the perversion of the 4th estate, and the most imbalanced wealth distribution this country has ever seen in its 233 year history!...

... yet they level an accusation of "liberals" wanting to start class warfare....

.........Lemme tell you  buddy... that war's already started, and has been on for many years now..... and most of the American public is on the loosing side...

     ... so weep... weep,  our soon-to be orange overlord.... if it's a show.. then shame on you... I can take you to some places here in downtown Coloumbus at say, 4am, that 'll make you really weep for the suffering of your fellow man (that assuming that the vaccuous black cavity in your chest contains something close to a heart....)....
... If you're being sincere, I'd advise trying to direct your sorrows/empathy to a more appropriate placeand towards more appropriate people,  and perhaps seeking a counselor and/or medication..... As a fellow human, I'm concerned w/ your stability..... seriously, man!..

More to come....