Wednesday, November 26, 2008

A (yet another) new site!

Hey y'all... one more thing...

I've just signed up w/ "classmates.com" in an ongoing attempt to re-connect with my past friends... I hope it doesn't seem like I'm getting carried away here...

anyway, if any of y'all have an account w/ them and wanna drop by and say "hi," by all means do so...

if not, well, 'ya gotta register, but it is free... though I have to admit, the interface is a little ad-wacky and pretty darned convoluted... it's not for everyone... ( especially liked the "time line" feature!), but there is a staggering amount of people on there...

Okay.... it's pie-making time... really this time!!!

Happy thanksgiving, guys...

Just wanted to write something before I get started on my final trip to the market before I start cooking.... Pies & hors d'oeuvres come together tonight... veggies get chopped, turkey continues to thaw, machines/cutting boards/tools get lined up, knives get sharpened... If any of y'all have cooked a Thanksgiving meal before, you know the drill...
... Basically, I'm gonna try and do as much stuff as possible tonight.... Even if I do, I know that I'm gonna have all 4 burners and my oven rolling at once in my small-assed kitchen tomorrow, so it should be interesting... I'm even gonna grab some firewood and do some cooking on my Franklin stove in the backyard!!!... I'll tell y'all how that works out!... heh, heh...

anyway, here's to you my friends, my constant readers and my new/old friends... I give you my thanks... You all make me a very rich man!...
Sincerely,
-m

Monday, November 24, 2008

Spartans Untie!!!!

A message to new (and as it turns out ) old friends

Okay.... a relatively innocent dip into some friends "friend" lists has led to a more-or-less tidal wave of old acquaintances reaching out and re-connecting with me... wow.... I have to say, I haven't had this many people to talk to online since I initially signed up for MySpace not 2 ½ years ago... i am truly overwhelmed... and honestly... truly grateful... My cup runneth over...

:'-)

So, to all y'all who might be visiting for the 1st time;

Welcome!... Look around!... Make yourself comfortable.... Do you have a blog/business/charity that you want me to link to? Just say the word and I'll link to it in the side bar....

Otherwise, please read up... I'm in the midst of a garden journal, so in the next few weeks or so I'll finish that up... I'll normally post here at least a few times a year (unless I get a wild hair up my butt and decide to write more, that is...)... Don't be afraid to comment on postings, or ask questions... I also invite you to both my Flickr site as well as my MySpace . ... I'm always up to something and love to get feedback or catch up....

and I won't bite... hard....... ;-)

So far I've been fortunate enough to recognize all of you guys who've contacted me, but if others decide to, please introduce yourself (i.e. pretend I'm stupid.)... Some of you might have known me from my high school/teenage years.... If this is the case, please don't be offended if I don't recognize you right away, especially if you have like, a new married name or other identity change... Be as specific as possible... I probably will remember you... just maybe not right away, m'kay?

Also, as was the case with probably most of you, high school was a very dark time in my life, and my subconscious has probably spent a great deal of energy blotting bits of it out... Faces and names might have been lost ( if only temporarily) as well... so, I do apologize in advance if that's the case...

....k... having said that, I welcome you all back into my world...

....Stay awhile...

.....take off your coat..... Restroom's up the stairs to the left....

...have a drink....

....Hors d'oeuvre?....

... take a mint on your way out......

Damn!!!!!! not a whole handful!!!! D'ya think mints grow on trees, huh?!?!

... {greedy bastards}....

:-)

Stella's Yard; A micro-farm in San Margharita (Pt 2)

Chapter 1


New house, New Possibilities

We closed on it in April of 2004... a modest, 1000 square foot spit-level home in the Columbus suburb of San Magharita... It was built in 1980 or so, (not too new, not too old) and upon a pretty generous plot of land... At the time, the house was our main focus... We spent most of our spare time and resources at improving a few rooms (i.e the living room received a fresh coat [and new shade] of paint, the bathroom carpet & was pulled and re-floored/painted, etc). Truth be told, I gave very little attention to the yard at all that first year...

There were a few exceptions... In the front yard, already planted were a few rose bushes, some lilies, a Yucca plant, a couple of patches of ornamental grass, and a large patch of fennel growing under an old pine tree... I’d go out every once in awhile and do some watering or pruning , but that was about the extent of it..

The backyard was nearly devoid of plant life, however... Except for the lawn (which was in kind of poor condition) the only thing back there was a tiny but happy little catnip plant growing right by the foundation of our “Florida Room “(AKA a “Three-Season room” or an enclosed porch). I liked having it there, mostly because along with the house, we kept 3 cats on from the former owners of the house (old family friends), so I figured that at least I’d have a moderate supply of the herb for them. I’d also read that catnip plants were fairly hardy and would come back year-after-year... So I left it alone... no... more or less ignored it for the summer and into the fall.

That summer, we had also adopted Stella from the county shelter... Since she was obviously neglected and abused by her former owners, I wanted to give her the best place possible to run and play as possible... Alas, that year, the lawn took center-stage....

*****

And so it went for the following year... Mowing, fertilizing, etc.... you know... the basic suburbanite slob thing.... Unfortunately, the catnip plant didn’t make it through the winter... I figured it was mostly due to my neglect, but I still thought it might come back.

It wasn’t until the summer that I thought I may try some kitchen herbs... I started with a Purple Basil seedling given to us by one of our friends as kind of a late house warming gift. Jen and I bought a few containers, soil, a watering can and a few other plants (though for the life of me, I can’t remember what). Sadly, the basil didn’t last long.... nor did anything else.... The following winter, the containers went up into the attic, and I figured that my thumb was indeed brown as I had initially feared.

On the plus side, I did learn a few things, though I didn’t really know it at the time... I noticed that the grass grew particularly well along both my east fence and in the 300 square foot patch of yard between my Florida room and the west fence (so much so that it would stall my lawn mower if I let the yard go too long between trimmings). Of course, that could have been because of Stella and I’s nightly ritual of throwing the Frisbee/tennis ball around (thus wearing a strip of grass down to nothing) or the fact that those two places were precisely where she chose to defecate regularly (her “poop” zones, as I like to call them.). I think the most important factor though is that those two places receive the optimum amount of light throughout the day... A factor that I had drawn upon in the next few years for the site of my garden.

I also figured that the 300 square foot patch (which I call “the L”) was not used too much by the dog, and since it was such a bitch to mow, it might be an ideal site for alternative use.. of course, at the time, a garden was only one of the possibilities rattling around in my brain... on my more ambitious/creative nights, it was the possible sight of a hot tub, a side patio, a woodshed/workshop, and an entrance to a subterranean lair, complete with a moat and an 18th century pipe organ and submarine base........

... okay... just kidding about that last one.... i still want the hot tub though....

My point is, by the late months of 2005, as the snow began to fall, I was actively contemplating the idea of a garden, despite the past 2 years of more or less failure....

Monday, November 17, 2008

Stella's Yard; A micro-farm in San Margharita (Pt 1)

Prologue:

... uh.... Matt... farming??? really???

Over the next few weeks or so (or perhaps days... it depends on how inspired I get), I will be posting a sort of ongoing journal on my now 3 season journey into gardening... If you’ve been reading here since I started (or have been talking to me), you’ll know that this has been one of my ongoing hobbies; one of many ways that I spend my free time (and vent some frustrations)...

For the longest time, I’ve wanted to write down my progress; from taking a single, straggly little Catnip plant haphazardly growing outside of the southeast corner of my Florida room, to a relatively organized and ever-expanding honest-to-god garden, more than capable of keeping both my herb/spice rack AND my vegetable crisper fully stocked...

As with all things, I started small, with just a few herbs and flowers...when I saw that I could do it,... well... things just got carried away! As it stands right now, I’ve torn up about 1/5th of my backyard in the name of my garden.... I honestly don’t think I’ll conquer any more of it (Jen had made me promise not to end up using the WHOLE backyard.... besides, Stella would be pissed!), every season I find myself pondering new ways to use the space that I’ve created.

*****

Why am I doing this? As method actor would say, “What’s my motivation?!?!”...
A few things come to mind...First of all, there’s the old hippie-dippy cliche of the benefit of putting your hands in the earth and letting her work for you... What’s the saying?..

“When you work for Mother Nature, you get paid by Father Time?”


... I kinda’ like that idea! I wish I could say that one of the main reasons was that I want to be more... what’s the word... Green???... Eco-friendly?... yeah, sure, that’s a good reason, sure enough, but really I think I wanted to be able to say that I could actually take a cookie-cutter, suburban plot of land in a very ordinary subdivision and produce crops, much in the vein of my grandmothers during WWII (you know; Victory Gardens). That was the only time, I think, in the 20th century that most Americans (not just the farmers/rural folk) really had a grasp on what it means to “eat locally.”

I read somewhere that the practice of growing lawns (as we know them) arose from the English aristocracy. From my understanding, it was kind of a status thing; to show that the owner was so wealthy that he could grow a crop that had only recreational value (rather than providing sustenance). I don’t know how true that is, but that idea always kind of stuck with me....

Don’t get me wrong, I certainly don’t look down on anyone who takes pride in their lawn... I keep mine in pretty good condition... There have just been times that I have thought (in my wackier moments) about tearing up my front yard and raising up some... I dunno... corn or something... Oh yeah... the neighbors would LOVE that!!!... heh, heh....

I guess though, most importantly, is that I really like doing it... And I live in a great area for it... As my uncle Tom said, “Ohio soil will grow just about anything...”.... and it gives me an excuse to go out and play in the dirt!... I guess that right there is reason enough.... I am a boy, after all!!

:-)

so, if you’re interested, in coming posts I will delve into the history of my garden, how it has progressed, what I’ve grown, successes, failures, techniques, etc... I want to do this not so much for you guys (readers), but more as for a log for myself... Of course, if you all have any suggestions, tips, tricks or ideas, please don’t hesitate to let me know... or if you’re looking to start a garden of your own and need some help or advice, just ask! Maybe I know the answer!

‘till next time,
cheers!
-m

Sunday, November 16, 2008

I know, I know....

a lot of you guys have always told me to not worry about profanity/negativity in my posts, but the last one, I just had to edit.... Not my usual M.O., I know, but the last one... well...

yeah... I was frustrated about the whole getting laid off thing... and I do certainly not believe in social Darwinism/unfettered laissez faire free market capitalism (therefore vicariously believe that Milton Friedman was an absolute choad!)... But I shouldn't have told his followers (i.e. freepers)to go f*ck themselves, especially with a statuette of the aforementioned economic philosopher.... I just don't like being that crude... and I guess I was just sick of seeing it on my blog...

So in the interest of bi-partisanship and tact, I have stricken said vulgarities from the record....

I'll post more later....